oh you better not to.

topmeladies:

Me gay? In this economy?

depression-healthy-carrier:

Me: it’s not even that serious.

Inner me: have a breakdown

(via that-girl-i-never-had)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via wallflooweerr)

solkys:

please either stop being so attractive or make out with me it is your choice

(via wallflooweerr)

consvlaris:

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

(via kayleemb)

You gotta suck his fingers after he puts them inside you

(via wallflooweerr)

dathatgirl:

sending me cute messages out of the blue is the key to my heart, like yes let me know I’m on your mind.

(via wallflooweerr)

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

(via kayleemb)

keepthemacramesecret:

this is an extremely underrated moment tbh

(via kayleemb)

this-guard-life-is-crazy:

Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

(via wallflooweerr)

normal-horoscopes:

themoonsoldourmemories:

abirdkeeper:

solluxismsnowaifu:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

@normal-horoscopes

YOU WILL FIND HAPPINESS IN DEFIANCE OF GOD AND NATURE BOTH

(via king-joestar)